Cunt

When puff puff goes creamy creamy and goes "BOOM" and men be like " oh shii I wanna suck and fuck her in the clit and shit"

Hey stormzy g that's one fit looking cunty punty wunty lemme shag now

by Pussyshagger January 10, 2020

CUNT

1) a vulva
2) the overlap of circles in a Venn Diagram
3) an insult

what an amazingg night, that woman had a great cunt
in the cunt you will see the things in common of watercolour and acrylic
you fuckin' cunt!

by KAI YOU LITTLE BITCH January 3, 2021

cunting

Being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a cunt.

"Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

cunt faced cunt

More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.

Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"

by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009

Cunted

Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"

A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.

Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."


Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."

by Brought to you by The Big JC April 20, 2009

Cunted

Verb, referring to sex.

"hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"

"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"

cuntfuckingsex

by Viewaskewfool December 2, 2010

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004