Maria- the living, breathing definition of a cunt.
Otherwise known as the personification of the word, this satanic human being gains pleasure from destroying the hearts and lives of others, without feeling a shred of remorse. When questioned, or called out on her morally repulsive behaviours, she will respond with flippant and utterly dismissive sayings such as "shit happens" and "I don't understand what everyone wants from me", attempting to override having to assume any level of responsibility for her disgusting actions. Always, unwaveringly self centered and grossly self absorbed, this cunt will always put their needs above yours, while pretending to care about you. Do not trust this cunt, or any cunt for that matter...
Otherwise known as the personification of the word, this satanic human being gains pleasure from destroying the hearts and lives of others, without feeling a shred of remorse. When questioned, or called out on her morally repulsive behaviours, she will respond with flippant and utterly dismissive sayings such as "shit happens" and "I don't understand what everyone wants from me", attempting to override having to assume any level of responsibility for her disgusting actions. Always, unwaveringly self centered and grossly self absorbed, this cunt will always put their needs above yours, while pretending to care about you. Do not trust this cunt, or any cunt for that matter...
Vitcim 1: Maria's such a cunt, think she's Kanye West or something.
Victim 2: Ha, more like Kuntye West
From the cunt's mouth: "People are cunts tho, what can you do?" (the irony of it)
Victim 2: Ha, more like Kuntye West
From the cunt's mouth: "People are cunts tho, what can you do?" (the irony of it)
by Slam_Poet April 30, 2017
Get the Cuntmug. Probably the best word in the English language alongside the word fuck. Cunt can be used in any context, in any situation to describe absolutely anything or anyone.
As far as I know this cunt is only used in so many ways and not thought of as offensive in Australia
As far as I know this cunt is only used in so many ways and not thought of as offensive in Australia
Cunt your a fuckwit.
Thanks for picking me up bra your the best cunt.
I love that cunt.
Fuck your a funny cunt lad.
Sikcunt1. Doin cunt
Sickunt2.nothin cunt
Sickunt1. Wanna come to that jake cunts party tonight
Sikcunt2. Nah bro he's a shit cunt.
Sikcunt1. Haha funny cunt
Thanks for picking me up bra your the best cunt.
I love that cunt.
Fuck your a funny cunt lad.
Sikcunt1. Doin cunt
Sickunt2.nothin cunt
Sickunt1. Wanna come to that jake cunts party tonight
Sikcunt2. Nah bro he's a shit cunt.
Sikcunt1. Haha funny cunt
by Sikcunt September 26, 2014
Get the Cuntmug. "Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."
by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013
Get the cuntingmug. Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"
Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"
by Nik Jeff January 12, 2009
Get the cunt faced cuntmug. Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"
A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"
A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.
Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."
Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."
Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."
by Brought to you by The Big JC April 20, 2009
Get the Cuntedmug. "hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"
"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"
cuntfuckingsex
"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"
cuntfuckingsex
by Viewaskewfool December 2, 2010
Get the Cuntedmug. by dave January 9, 2004
Get the cuntingmug.