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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
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Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say
I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...
by JonahWills May 29, 2022
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ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
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Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
by Macon P. March 4, 2023
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crickets

When in a social media setting (FB, Twitter) etc... the original poster sends out something and is asked for people to respond in kind. Depending on the political/social view of the original poster or others who are of the same mindset- are posting- then an opposing view is published with reliable facts to back up the response. Then in true fashion when facts don't matter over "feelings" these crickets stop responding because they know they have been exposed.
Hey Mary... I noticed that in my response to your fake article that has ben exposed, you did not respond to the facts I (and others) have sent you to respond to? I am guessing you must just be one of those crickets who just can't use facts over feelings?
by JerseyBorn55 April 16, 2017
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cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games
Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!
by High Boss December 9, 2020
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