Penis Cracker

A Feminist or lesbian.

by AYB March 29, 2003

jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

by Dr Shonky May 25, 2004

animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

by Storb June 14, 2010

shit cracker

Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit

Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated

by Thomas the Train January 22, 2008

sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

by 2535Miles July 29, 2009

crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

by lolicakes August 14, 2010

crazy crackers

Someone, particularly a female, that is just fucking insane. Typically overweight, bearing over-exposed thongs. Insecurity is often characteristic.

Did you see crazy crackers today? The thong was in full effect and she was talking some crazy-ass shit.

by cruiser in the OC June 2, 2006