jesus condom

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

by asbo August 17, 2006

monster condom

When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain

"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...

by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017

Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.

Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!

by BulldogMan February 23, 2011

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012