A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
Get the Cock warmermug. Girl 1: nigga you ugly and broke and yo baby head look like a football
Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?
Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh
Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?
Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh
by Tayfabe February 18, 2018
Get the played cockmug. A gaze representing obvious sexual desire, usually accompanied by the licking of lips and the darting of the eyes, ever so slightly, toward the penis.
by Thefastestmidget August 7, 2005
Get the cock staremug. by Johnson's Grill February 21, 2004
Get the cock festmug. Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
by Scott B. August 23, 2003
Get the cock assmug. The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 6, 2012
Get the Cooler Cockmug. When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2018
Get the Triple Cockmug.