Cheaters head

When someone uses their hand when fellating you instead of deep throating

I had to kick Sarah out of my bedroom and called Kimberly over cuz the bitch was giving me some lousy ass cheaters head.

by Joe D. Irt December 26, 2007

cheatbreaker

A Client side anticheat to prevent kids from cheating a block game called minecraft with mods like togglesprint keystrokes cps blablablah

He's using cheatbreaker on minehq, he totally legit!

by SuperCOOL1000Punk June 21, 2018

Celtic Knot

The penetration and ejaculation of a penis of someone of Irish Decent.

Aiden McDougal Celtic knotted the young Irish maiden.

by Brock Lucas March 15, 2018

Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

cheatahs

girls in a particular click that always seem to go for guys who already have girl friends

Those cheatahs hooked up with John and Nick even though they have a girlfriends

by Johnathan Millwood December 13, 2005

Celtic

A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.

So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.

Q: What's the best scottish team?

A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.

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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?

A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.

by Orange? March 14, 2009

Celtic Kevin

The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.

Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.

by Joefudge April 18, 2009