cheef

Rather than a queef, a cheef is a chode fart. It occurs when there is a greater concentration of methane than normal chode gas. A cheef often occurs after fertilization occurs.

Man, that girl gave me such a good BJ last night, I was cheefing for the next hour.

by thechodemaster January 13, 2009

Chef man up

When you’re going to cook up something special for a person you care about.

James came home early last night so I decide to treat him to some dinner. I wanted to chef man up.

by BigL1996 June 3, 2018

cheef

The origin of this word is a mix. Combine Cheese and Beef and you get Cheef.

"Mmmm cheef on rye, with a side of Cod Flakes."

by TheCanadian July 24, 2005

Chefelf

1.) One of the founding brothers of Lance & Eskimo.
2.) Creator of Company X
3.) Everyone's favorite Xbox Backup Moderator on Xbox-Scene.

Hey, that Chefelf is one cool dude... he wrote a humorous article about his miserable day and then he modded my Xbox! Hooray!

by BoyHubris July 7, 2004

chaffi

a chaffi is your bottom,buttocks or arse.

ooh,my chaffi is sore today.

by clintonw202 December 20, 2008

cheefe

This occurs when a queef (vaginal flatulence) combines with a chafe (the act of skin rubbing, resulting in a rash). When a lady queefs so hard that it chafes the vaginal lips it is known as a "cheefe".

My husband is hung like a mastodon. If I don't use the special lube, I will let out a loud, painful cheefe. And he'll laugh, he doesn't understand lady problems.

by phillycheez March 3, 2011

Chef Patrick

noun; Moniker given to culinary geniuses who are good with their hands. Usually reserved for handsome men with a sparkling smile, who can turn on the heat in the kitchen and pretty much anywhere else.

Girl 1: OMG this food is soooo good! Check it out - that's the guy who made it.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's definitely a Chef Patrick.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Honey, the steam that is rising is not coming from your dish it's coming from you looking at him!

by HulaGurl June 21, 2011