carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020

Carrot noises

Noises that attract rabbits

Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass

by Bakedbobby September 17, 2019

whistling carrots

To vomit forcefully and loudly

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"

by Corinthio October 14, 2023

carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers

Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers

by Kriskeezy January 7, 2015