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medium brother 

A brother that is a big brother (i.e. has younger siblings) and is also a little brother (i.e. has older siblings) is a medium brother. First formulated by a 6 year old boy named Gordon S. from Surrey, B.C. Canada; who happens to be a medium brother.
"That's my big brother Perry, and my little brother's Dylan and Jayden -- I'm a medium brother."
medium brother by Perry S January 20, 2013
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Eskimail brother 

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.
Eskimail brother by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

Dutch Brother 

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.
Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.
Dutch Brother by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016

fuck brother 

A best friend who if worse comes to worse you will have sex with aka very close best friend
"Me and genji are fuck brothers"
"Are you gay"
"No we are Just best friends and will have sex if the world depends on it"
"Oh"
fuck brother by Sanzang zen November 10, 2017

Ur brother a mother

A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*

Ur brother a mother

This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeff:ur daddy lesbian

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jeff: ur sister a mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

*jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings

your brother a mother 

The secret god of insults; this forbidden phrase can erase the people listening to it from existence
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1