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I broke my pc 

Today, I broke my pc again!
I broke my pc by eepyfemboi July 9, 2023

i just broke my wrist 

What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)
Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump

I think I broke a hamstring... 

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
my dads condom broke by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Woke and broke 

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker) 

1. BAMF is the acornym for Broke Ass Mother Fucker! usually referring to someone with little, or no money that tries any way possible to manipulate getting things for free or for little cost.
When a women asks you for money and you just met her! She's a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

Anyone who bypasses responsibilities like paying bills for things like clothes are considered a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

You go out to club and the cover is $5 and you don't wanna pay it your a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!