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I think I broke a hamstring... 

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
my dads condom broke by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Woke and broke 

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker) 

1. BAMF is the acornym for Broke Ass Mother Fucker! usually referring to someone with little, or no money that tries any way possible to manipulate getting things for free or for little cost.
When a women asks you for money and you just met her! She's a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

Anyone who bypasses responsibilities like paying bills for things like clothes are considered a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

You go out to club and the cover is $5 and you don't wanna pay it your a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

NBA Broke Boy

A person who has a broken jumper and still decides to pull, a bum, or a person who dongoofs.
I just trashed young bull in 2k, he's a NBA Broke Boy.
NBA Broke Boy by BryceBands April 15, 2017

Woke Broke 

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.
JustinWoke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.
Woke Broke by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019