breastalizer

one who blows on someone's nipple

Steve: Did you hear what Nicole did at the party?
John: no

Steve: she got so drunk she used becky as a breastalizer

by flowergirl8 September 16, 2011

breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

breastaurateur

Owner/franchisee of a restaurant featuring scantily-clad waitresses who typically have large breasts.

The guy who started Hooters is the original breastaurateur.

by That Dave Guy July 22, 2012

bleash

A wash effect for fabric produced by soaking two or more articles of clothing at one or varying stages of wear, thereby blending the individual garment's dyes together.

That denim's bleash is real nice, was it raw?

by EvynSea May 1, 2013

Breadholing

Breadholing is a sexual act performed between consenting partners. It requires at least two partners, a reasonably sturdy and wide straw or tube, and soft, chewy bread. The first partner chews up the bread and then uses the straw to blow the bread into the gaping anus of their partner. This is an extremely pleasurable act for all involved regardless of biological sex. A variation of this act exists called the frosted breadhole. It is otherwise the same except that it must immediately follow or precede an anal creampie.

I was at the market the other day and the bread was on sale for half-off. I knew it was breadholing night!

by definitelynotfrank November 2, 2013

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017