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Book Bandit

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.
by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013
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the book

I'll hit you up on the book

I'll add you on the book

I messaged you on the book
by k8ster January 6, 2008
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Bookey

When you are very stoned
I’m felling bookey

Wanna go get bookey

I’m booked
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Burn Book Online

A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.

A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
by Sir Burner June 2, 2009
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bookcrossing

Bookcrossing is a method of leaving tagged books in public places for others to find and report on, via the internet. It is best known for being the method used to circulate the mysterious text called Unlock Reality UR, (that explains the construction of the Universe in simple terms anyone can understand), which was left on park benches in London's Primrose Hill Park, July 24th 2005, and have now travelled all round the world, to various cities in Canada, and the USA, also to Australia, Guadalopa, Brussels, Holland. the Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland, France, and Dubai, and most major cities in England, Scotland, and Wales, making Unlock Reality by far the most successful bookcrossing book ever released into the wild, (to date 26th December 2006). It is also worth noting that Unlock Reality has travelled all this way via bookcrossing while still in manuscript form, before being offically published.
Unlock Reality is the most successful bookcrossing book to ever be released into the wild. It has travelled further than any other bookcrossing book on record.
by Fred Grant December 9, 2008
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Booker T'd

Named after the famous WWE wrestler. the act of role play during sexual intercourse whereby a white girl is having sex with a white man, but pretends she is being banged by a black guy. After this, the girl is said to have been "Booker T'd".
"Dude, I totally made my girlfriend pretend i was black while I banged her last night - her ass got Booker T'd!"
by veh-jay-jay January 5, 2009
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book-book

book-book: a traditional hard copy, paper book with pages, as opposed to an e-book.
Although e-books are more portable, I still prefer to read an old-fashioned book-book.
by A.D.D. LIBRARIAN August 2, 2011
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