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Ship in a Bottle 

When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"
Ship in a Bottle by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008
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Elmer's Glue bottle 

noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.
Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!
Elmer's Glue bottle by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

water bottle 

When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".
Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!
water bottle by Seawall September 21, 2008

pee bottle

person "A" needs to pass a drug test for probation, or to be hired for a job, so person "A" asks person "B" who is drug free, to pee in a bottle and then person "A" hides the bottle on his person and then when its time for him to pee in a cup, he pours the pee from person "B", and then hands it off to the doctor/nurse in the facility.
Person A: Hey person B, its time for u to give me a pee bottle!!!
Person B: No problem person A, whatever you want!!!
pee bottle by blthrskt December 28, 2005

spin-the-bottle 

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
spin-the-bottle by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

California bottle-opener 

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina
I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

roach bottle 

A plastic bottle (usually a water bottle) that is used to take the roach of a blunt and turn it into an impromptu pipe.

Done by burning two holes into a bottle, one for the bunt, one for the carb.

As far as I know
originated in Vernon
NJ

Jersey's best invention since the lightbulb
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