Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH
JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?
Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
by chrispytits December 9, 2008
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A slacker. Also: smart-mouthed punk, loser, cheapskate, lazy mofo. Notorious for trying to look cool whilst loitering, spitting, smoking, leaning, and/or being in a "band". A beater usually has more bark than bite and will back down if challenged.
by M. Payne January 16, 2008
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Get the even better than the real thing mug.This is someone who only masturbates in class because the teacher is so fuckin hot or two girls are messing around when the teacher is gone, but most likely that the person gets hard and feels like they should finifh the job.
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Get the Because I'm better than you mug.A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
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