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Beckhamed

Named after the legendary soccer curves of David Beckham. It is when you get curved so hard its only right to put beckham's name in the word.
James: I really like you jessie and I was wo-
Jessie: No. I don't date guys with small dicks and big toes.
Tyrone: damn this nigga got beckhamed.
by Mbeezuus July 22, 2016
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Becca

The most hilarious bitch you’ll ever meet. super loud , but everyone loves her anyway. becca has some pretty nice tits too. will always hype you up if you are sad. GETS MAD HOESSSSS, but will stay loyal once committed. THE HOTTEST MF YOU’LL EVER LAY YOUR EYES ON. NICEST BODY EVER. hottest bitch i’ve ever seen.
“yooo dude i met a girl at the beach last night. her names becca. HOTTEST CHICK IVE EVER HOOKED UP WITH”
by cknnuggs June 3, 2020
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Dude: I just tripped uphill on a banana!!

Guy: Duuuuuuuuuuude, thats such a becca!
by Lolburger January 29, 2009
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beccamorto

This is how the person that defined baccamorte should have spelled the word. This is usually a result of hearing a word pronounced by a person that has no business talking Italian.

In any case, a beccamorto was a person during the middle ages that used to inflict pain, via a forceful bite to the finger or toe of a presumed deceaded person to ascertain whether or not they were indeed dead. This during the middleages when the life span of man was around 40-45 year and sanitation almost non-existant.

In short, "becca" = to beak, that is, to bite and "morto" = dead. To beak the dead (to find out whether they're really dead following a forceful bite to a finger or toe.)

Use beccamorto to describe someone that does not take care of their own appearance, holds a dubious role in society, looks like a stunned mullet, et cetera et cetera
Luigi, call the beccamorto - Casanova's carriage has just run over that fishwife.

Man, look at that miscegenated wigger with his pants around his arse - what a beccamorto.
by Pietro S May 22, 2006
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Jaynou Oliver Beck

A “time traveler” stated that on September 11 someone named “jaynou Oliver beck” will be born.And said that he will be elected as president on the day November 3rd 2082 as the 56th president for the United States.many people didt believe that until in September 11 2018 a boy was born with the name jaynou Oliver Beck.and now it’s matter to wait
by Isabella.123 June 25, 2019
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Becksorcism

A desperate attempt to deprogram a person who has been indoctrinated by watching the Glenn Beck program.
My father has been stockpiling canned goods because Glenn Beck told him that America is running out of food. He needs a Becksorcism.
by tristan622 December 14, 2010
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Becking

To use violent metaphors or make thinly-veiled suggestions of violence against opponents, while maintaining plausible deny-ability against charges of incitement.
After that Becking on FOX, our country is, in a word, well and truly 'Becked.
by Professor 1 January 10, 2011
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