Billy Bauer

A reference to the overachiever State Secretary of Skills USA

An overachieving person who is arrogant and likes to put people down

"That asshole move could only have been done by Billy Bauer."

"Billy Bauer rubs my belly and then says I smell bad."

"Billy Bauer loves Chelsea Gordon."

by Andy Bauer March 12, 2009

Buster Beater

-the time it takes for you to ejaculate or have an orgasm and try to clean up before someone walks in the house and or room

you - jacking off
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are

i.e. buster beater

by robwiththejob April 3, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

zack bauer

the cutest boy alive.
adorable
hott bod
and he's my cyber friend:)

:) <3 god i just want zack bauer to do me

by mypie.xo April 17, 2010

The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011