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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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shaft beard

similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.
Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?
by Yolo Swagin May 4, 2015
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Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015
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Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.
Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.
by Liberty75 July 21, 2015
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Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.
Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!
by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016
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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.
by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017
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dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.
"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."
by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018
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