babel

A horrible, HORRIBLE movie, that uses every go damn language except English (including sign language) unneccessariy, and appears to have no point other than little middle eastern kids masturbationg on cliff sides and shooting busses. It is the worst movie I have seen in quite a while, in fact I still have a strange urge to hang myself in my backyard it was so horrible. Unless you feel like reading subtitles to a crappy movie for 2 hours, avoid this movie at all costs.

Me: Wow, I can't believe I just sat through that crappy ass babel movie. *As I tie a noose to end my suffering*

by Necro260 May 6, 2007

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 23, 2006

Babelberg

a girl in great neck whos last name is nagelberg, but since she is such a babe i changed i to babelberg

Oh my god look its Babelberg, schiwng she's soooo hot

by Adam February 25, 2005