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Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
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Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
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Bombed the basin

Its the act of consuming ALOT of alcohol and spicy food the night before, then getting up with the shits in the middle of the night but not quite making it to the bog......only the sink....
Nick: Hahahaha pete's Bombed the basin.......

Joe: AARRGGHH my toothbrush was in there!!!!
by playfulgorila March 9, 2009
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?
Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?
by NordicNate February 1, 2019
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war in bahsingsay

Die lee agent: there is no war in bahsingsay
by Sucky Sasuke November 16, 2020
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B&M Bargins

A Pleb Store for Pesants/Plebs and foreigners

DO NOT SHOP HERE
The Pleb shops at B&M Bargins
by Arsefucker3000 November 22, 2021
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