double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

Bob Barr

Republican who voted for the Patriot Act and the War In Iraq.

Now hopes to win .3% of the popular vote, siding with the Libertarian Party.

Person 1: Are you voting for Bob Barr.
Person 2: Hell no!

by DFMS October 16, 2008

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

barrel

the barrel of a gun

yo he was sweatin when i had the barrel in his face

by AC June 3, 2003

scrape the barrel

To scrape the barrel is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the partner... ALWAYS two queer men who are bumlords

Dodsworth loves to scrape the barrel

by pseudonym March 29, 2004

Baer

A big greasy german guy, who loves drinking beer and sleeping in until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Often is a big moocher and bums cigarettes from all of his friends and barges in others rooms to smoke his ciggs. and leave his lingering presence!

Damn that Baer is a son of a bitch, he smoked all my ciggs. and drank all my juice!

by Godfather55 February 6, 2008

Barrel girl

A portly woman with no bodily features other than her stout barrel shape, who typically takes jobs at low rent places such as Wal Mart McDonald's. She would typically be pursued by a mexican with few other prospects.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear Carlos asked Barrel girl out yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah he didn't really have any other options.

Guy 1: He took her to the Mcdonald's she works at so he could get a discount.

by Corky Carter October 16, 2011