n. one who engages in overtly surreptitious activity, in a stealthy attempt to fulfill an underhand motive. Characterised by shifty eyes and excessive lurking.
When a guystuffs his cock and balls in a girls anal burrow.
Rod: "Boys, how fit is Jenny? I'd give her a length"
Damo: "Yeah, I bet she'd love a bit of my sausage dog"
Mick: "Haha, yeah mate. The old stuffed badger"
Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*
A Bade is the clumsiest most funniest person you will ever meet! A Bade is girlfriend who always has your back thick and thin. She is very determined for any obstacle and always is distracted, if you ever find a Bade in your life keep them because they are one of the people that will make your life worth it.
Person 1: Bade is such a an addicting friend and always has my back
Person 2: Dude, I know right!
An extreme to coyote ugly. The victimized male finds himself in the company of a slovenly woman in the morning. He finds himself trapped with one arm under his date. He gnaws his arm off to escape and subsequently gnaws off the remaining arm to avoid the same fate in the future.