autotune

Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software.
An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

Remember before autotune, when singers could actually sing?

or

Man, that chick sings so bad not even autotune can fix it.

by BennyW February 4, 2007

autocross

a.) A form of motorsport where a person can race anything from a completely stock grocery-getter to a full spec racecar can race against the clock around cones for bragging rights on what a good driver they are.

b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)

"I would have liked to get a full night sleep, afford to eat lunch all week, and do yard work this last week, but I had an autocross on Sunday and I needed new tires."

by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008

Autocorrect

A useless piece of crap designed to embarrass us and screw us over.

What I type: Go to hell, autocorrect.
What Autocorrect types: Go to he'll, autocucumber.

by Worddefiner3000 November 9, 2016

autograffiti

The signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti.

Tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door.

by Lomhelsie Wellster January 17, 2008

Autotext

n. When a person is texting during a very dull conversation and writes a response without thinking about it, often with no memory of the act

Chris: this conversation is deadddd
Katie: Hahaha
Chris: i cant believe you just autotexted me

by Chris-James December 13, 2009

Autopenaphobia

The irrational fear of one's own penis

"I really need a piss, but I'm scared...will you aim for me, I have autopenaphobia"

Penaphobia
Phallophobia
Autophallophobia

by Bles'sed July 5, 2010

autoerotic hyperventilation

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022