ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

rocks the ass

1. A term used to describe something good that happened to you
2. Anal sex

1. Playing Doom rocks the ass.
2. Chad rocked the ass with Stacy last night.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization

“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”

by TonyHaver August 28, 2020

Slay Ass

to really be in the zone between the sheets; to fuck random broads

Tonight, all I want to do is slay ass.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Rip Ass

To do exceptionally well at something, or have godlike abilities.

I rip ass at 2D platformers

He's such a good job, he's absolutely ripping ass.

by BurntDog June 18, 2023

ass

A vulgar term for an anus, usually described to females. The words booty,buns and butt have the same meaning and are used on females, but the word butt is a little less vulgar. Ass can also be used to insult and ass is also another name for a donkey.

You have a giant ass.

You are such an ass dude.

Shake that ass!

by IfYouReadMyNameScrewYou June 18, 2014