Calamari anus 

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

Calamari anus by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

nigerian anus destroyer 

When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.

Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.

nigerian anus destroyer by analchainsaw October 28, 2013

Carpel Anus 

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

Carpel Anus by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

love a goat's anus 

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

love a goat's anus by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008

fever of the anus gland 

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.

"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck

fever of the anus gland by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009

bendy anus 

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

bendy anus by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013

Disco Anus 

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea

"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."

Disco Anus by Disco Anus April 30, 2014