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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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internet dust

when something in a game (or online in general) goes untouched or is forgotten about for an extended period of time, basically collecting dust as a physical item would.

an instance of this actually being thought of by game developers is in Pokémon Platinum, when your gym badges go ignored, they become dirty and dusty.
Aw fuck, I forgot I left this car in a random-ass garage in GTA. It just sat here for months and collected internet dust.
by CelesteWuff February 19, 2023
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Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
by 852derek852 September 8, 2009
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chulo internet

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"
by ibvoss August 7, 2020
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Internet-rape

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.
The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"
by Kiwiboiii July 4, 2010
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Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.
When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.
by John #2 July 12, 2005
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Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.
"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."
by GMB October 9, 2004
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