Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.

“Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”

by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019

mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.

"I'm on a boat!"

"This mental boat is fucking awesome!"

by boats boats boats September 18, 2009

gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.

“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.

by FishFast September 3, 2022

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.

"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."

by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011

Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.

Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019