by the smrt one March 02, 2018
A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
by madeine March 19, 2016
Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
by Tamara1268 October 31, 2021
Having sex with other person.
Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.
by Mtrinxpo August 04, 2021
by thehoneyofthebees November 01, 2021
Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
by TheNorwegianOverlord February 21, 2018