double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

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A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

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The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

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Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

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ellie baker is a lesbian who is in the closet. She is the biggest gay in teesside and is a complete whore. ellie loves abusing substances and being a horny girl. Her veejay jay smells like onions and she has the smelliest box known to man. Don’t be like ellie baker

ellie baker is such a mucky

by jjypxu18 November 23, 2021

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