divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015

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butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

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"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.

James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.

by all at sea October 22, 2020

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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

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ksi beard

dead.

my grandma just ksi beard

by andre Nickatina January 30, 2021

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chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

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