zombie status 

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

zombie status by DGAFn December 29, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse 

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

Zombie Apocalypse by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

Zombie Apocolypse 

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

Zombie Apocolypse by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

zombie dusting 

At the conclusion of oral sex the receiver turns around and farts in the performers face.

Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a zombie dusting last night after she was done giving me a blow j.

zombie dusting by sixlady32 December 15, 2011

Zombie Joint 

The act of sucking Micks balls.

Sam: Dude im hungry for some nut chees.
Mick: Dude a Zombie Joint is always a possiblity
Sam: Dam you need to wash more. I taste cheese.

Zombie Joint by angrydrag0n May 22, 2011

Zombie Eyes 

Drinking to the point where your eyes are so squinty and messed up looking to where you actually look like a zombie

Jimmy is so fucking messed up, see he's got those zombie eyes!

Zombie Eyes by Cocked by Seagulls October 26, 2009

Zombie Weekend 

Easter Weekend

Jesus died and came back- that's a zombie. Hence- Zombie Weekend.

Zombie Weekend by NotNearlyJesus May 14, 2011