Jort is a kind man who is dutch and blonde, he is very sweet and plays football. Lanky lucas has an obsession with him because he wishes he was him because he is a gay-lord. He stalks jort and tries to get into his pants. Ew...
by lligma420mydude October 11, 2019
Get the Jort Westerveld mug.The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.
"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"
"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."
"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."
by Lil' Day-Day October 20, 2012
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when you go to another drunk girls house and she stole your frap and you get extremly drunk because of how white girl wasted you are. btw ur white if you didnt know and everyone else is also white. You start singing along to random japanese songs and completey failing, Pretending you`re mexican and waking up to find 5 miss calls from your self and also finding all night you were making out with a cow,
GIRL WE WERE SO WHITE GIRL WASTED, WE WERE EVEN MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED THEN BRITTNEY, WELL READY TO GET MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED TIME
by h790ik May 3, 2018
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Get the I just wasted your time. mug.the muslims that are cool. the ones that know how to read and write, the ones that went to school the ones that don't try to throw their religion in your face and hate the terrorists that people that kill as much as you do
I'm friends with plenty of muslims but they are all westernized
westernized muslims can still keep their culture
see moderate muslim
westernized muslims can still keep their culture
see moderate muslim
by im me hi April 13, 2010
Get the westernized muslim mug.When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
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2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax
this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth
the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax
this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth
the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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