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Wake-Up Woman

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
by Suit December 31, 2012
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wake surfing

a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls
what a bunch of wake surfing assholes
by TheTrUtHoFdAwOrLd September 14, 2018
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wake over

a wake over is the opposite of a sleepover, instead of going to a friend's to sleep you simply stay awake the whole time.
Hillary:Hey, wanna come over for a wake over?
Stephanie: sure just don't tell my mom, she hates when i stay up.
by makemebad June 23, 2009
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Wake and blake

When someone wakes up, smokes weed, and watches Netflix at their parents house.
Wow man, I'm off work tomorrow and I can't wait to wake and blake.
by Swillz January 13, 2015
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Waleed

A very epic dude, who plays too much fortnite and goes by the other name WWK.YT.

He does not know how to edit videos and also sucks at pretty much everything.
Omg! Is that WWK.YT

Is that retard a Waleed?
by Drqp November 3, 2019
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wake

james wake, eve wake, amanda wake, jenny wake, jamie wake
by funky April 28, 2003
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Wake n Bake Billy

This is someone who wakes and bakes everyday, and also gets high before during and after all classes.

You also have to get high every lunch and take 2 oxy codine pills with 2 shots of vodka and be late to all classes.
Two Turds: Hey billy, whats up?

Wake n Bake Billy: Nothin much, i already blazed 3 times today.

Two Turds: nice, you wanna blaze at lunch again?

Wake n Bake Billy: Ya of corse, i also have some oxycodine and vodka if u want some.
by The KlNG OF KRUNK May 2, 2011
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