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Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.
by The Original Other September 22, 2009
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whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.
by Murph March 31, 2004
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r/whoosh

Something adolescents make this reply to someone who doesn't get a sarcastic joke even though it's said through text.

My def of humor:
I love dry humor. Yet I don't shame my friend who doesn't understand sarcasm through text. Sarcasm is usually identified with a tone of voice.
Sometimes though, the people who didn't get the joke can be assholes and call the person an idiot because they legitimately don't think they understand, which I don't agree with.
Yet sometimes, people are just correcting them, and that doesn't mean they're being assholes. They're not a moron for not understanding a sarcastic joke through text, emphasis on "through text."
Mature people wouldn't get so pissy about something so small. They don't understand humor? Look whose talking. Humor is all about perspective. It won't be a joke for some. So what? You make a bigger deal about it then they do. If you can't handle being corrected, or someone being offended, don't make a joke. Humor can be tough since it's up to the person you say it to. Not everybody thinks the same. Being sarcastic through text maybe works with friends and family, since they know you. But if you expect that from random people, you're setting yourself up for failure. If you expect that, go take a walk and watch your ego.
The title I've seen for r/whoosh is "When satire and morons mix" or something so let that sink in.
I grew up with toxic, manipulative people so try to understand that this really grinds my gears.
by speakup23 December 8, 2020
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Shoop Da Whoop

When you fire you lazor lik........
Shoop Da Whoop...... -BLLLLLAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
by MXT7 August 26, 2009
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whoopie pie

a threesome consisting of two black guys and a white girl...resembling a whoopie pie.
me, bubba, and amanda had a whoopie pie last night.
by farmboy015 November 28, 2007
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Whoopadile

A gigantic dick.
A starfish name.
Big chocolate chips
thats a whoopadile
hippy whoopadile
hippy with a whoopadile
by 4th period marine bio May 8, 2008
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Whoopass

something you give someone if they are being an asshole
ill give you a side of whoopass!
by cosmic fool September 7, 2003
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