vagina with a kickstand

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?

"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."

by gimbo is all in April 1, 2008

trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

by Pete616 June 6, 2011

pancake vagina

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

by lm fly August 12, 2009

sandbag vagina

When your vagina falls asleep and feels like a sandbag, similar to when your leg or arm falls asleep.

I think sitting on the edge of the bleachers made my vagina fall asleep, now it feels like a sandbag vagina.

by NOBE lez April 28, 2010

Vagina Boner

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

bleeding vagina

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.

Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.

by tinnican February 11, 2006

moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

by rochman March 21, 2008