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twitter fail 

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail
twitter fail by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.
I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.
Twitter Nap by brenjadeb August 18, 2012

twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
twitter widow by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

twitter goggles 

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
twitter goggles by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

twitter twirl 

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously
Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

twitter prison 

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
twitter prison by CherylFan September 13, 2014