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Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019
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zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.
by mothalicka May 27, 2009
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purple tit twister

Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.

There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.

Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!
by whoopi July 23, 2006
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polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.
Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.
by drash guys June 15, 2009
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twister

a sexual act similar to the shocker but instead of the pointer and index side by side you cross, or twist, them if u will, so that the feeling is that much more erotic when inserted into the girl
dubsys: holy shit, i cant even walk straight due to that insane twister last night!
kdawg: we had a tornado? what?
dubsys: no dude bayard gave me the hottest twister in bed, it drove me wild
kdawg: ohhhh, that twister
by themopedwhisperer November 9, 2009
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berry twister

squeezing a male genitals/nuts and twisted the balls
Earl from My Name is Earl says to Randy "No Berry Twisters"
by Luba April 20, 2007
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Harry Twatter

1. A chant used to psych out other teams.
2. A sexual spin-off of the acclaimed series Harry Potter.
Harry Twatter! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* Harry Twatter *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*
by Curd January 27, 2006
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