Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

Trumpet

a white, racist, homophobic, or very dumb trump supporter

omg did you see that trumpet over there???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???

by Sophia not the first October 20, 2020

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

Trumpette

Uneducated or white privileged young-adult/ teenage trump fans who usually openly and constantly shoves their blinded support for the 45th president in your face.

My neighbor is such a trumpette. His parents bought him a trump flag to fly off the back of his new jeep.

by Nicklelizo December 4, 2020

Trumpet

A loud, outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, often found playing fact-jazz on social media.

Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.

by Ishmael2021 January 6, 2021