Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

put to the torch

To burn down a structure or set of structures, up to the size of a city, usually in the context of plunder, loot, and war.

When the Crusaders captured Muslim land, they looted them, and mosques were put to the torch.

When Muslims captured Catholic land, they looted them and churches were put to the torch.

by KFbY May 14, 2011

Toronto Tiki Torch

When you give a woman a tiki torch and then put it out with a hockey stick.

She wanted a tiki torch but she was from Canada so I had to so the Toronto Tiki Torch

by duffyism May 24, 2017

torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006

Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015