by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

by daisyss March 19, 2006

Your "top" eight friends on myspace. You can also get custom friend spaces to alter the format of myspace and allow "top 12," "top 25," etc. The fun never ends.
by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006

He's such a loser, he should do himself a favor and top himself.
Listening to Coldplay often leads one towards wanting to top oneself.
Listening to Coldplay often leads one towards wanting to top oneself.
by dooglus October 17, 2007

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.
"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.
My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol
My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol
by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006
