Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019

it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

too much mayonnaise

Too Many White People!

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise

by Clevelands Own June 5, 2019

click-too-much

when you click multiple times

Y'all ever do a click-too-much?

by BuccLes99 March 6, 2020

Too rough to be true

Not a sustainable kind of rough, someone who's desperately just rough enough for long enough to claim they broke somebody's nose, and put everything they had into trying, then goes back to being as silly as they were as a kid.

He/she was too rough to be true, that's how you knew this is not who he/she is or was (as a kid growing up).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Too rough to be true

Outroughing other people beyond any other level of roughness, unbelievably rough.

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

too hype in the benz

Nomenclature for successful, victorious or anything related with looking good

Person 1: Damn Tobi Lou looking real clean.
Person 2: Yeah bet, he's too hype in the benz.
Or
Person 1: I just graduated.
Person 2: Oooooooo ok sir, congrats for the dub, we see you being hype in that benz.

by The_Mans October 7, 2020