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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sand Blaster

The act of a guy dipping his dick in the sand and feeding it to an unsuspecting bitch. NASTY!
Tony: Yo bitch, I'm about to Tokyo Sand Blaster you!
by Applebee's23 December 8, 2010
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Tokyo Marui

The largest airsoft company I know of, based in japan. They manufacture 90% of the crappy guns I play with and against. They are pioneers in the development of the Automatic Electric Gun (AEG) with their 1990 release of the m16a1/2, fa-mas, mp5 series and g3's. They are incredibly common in airsoft because of their development of hicap mags carrying hundreds of rounds. They sacrifice duribility, fps, and rpms for the ability to use these hicap mags, and use batteries instead of gas. they are approximately 20 dollars cheaper than a used classic gun, but their upgrades cost much more. They also manufacture some gas pistols and spring guns which are obselete before you buy them as pistols have an accurate range of 12 feet in airsoft.
Guy: You shouldn't make a tm p90 go up to 1000 rpm, your gonna burn out your gear box, ha ha!
Me: For the last fucking time I have Toy Tec p-90 and it runs on co2!!!! There are no gears!!!!
by Robert Sturtzen May 9, 2005
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Tokyo Sandblaster

An Ancient Japanese Tradition:

When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.
by Tomlor November 11, 2010
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sweet action tokyo drift style

another way to say "that's cool", "that's what's up", "that's what's happenin'"
"Duuude i just ate some candy!"
"No way! Sweet action tokyo drift style!!"
by Big E Masta August 5, 2008
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A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.
Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.
by SkyPullera May 17, 2004
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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