kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

Breeding Kink

A kink surrounding the idea of being full/filled. A repetitive ejaculation without a condom.

Sarah: “I have a breeding kink, could we go a bit longer?”

by WowwwweeezersThatsCrazy January 31, 2024

Biting kink

When biting someone turns you on

Jess: Did I tell you I bit so and so it was so nice I wanna do it again

Nick: bestie, I think you have a biting kink

by Quinn<33sex May 2, 2024

Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees

Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.

by Wordifier20000 May 31, 2018

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

aunt kink

Like a daddy kink, but instead she just asks really personal questions and says “that’s great sweetie” a lot and you only see her like 4 times a year.

“You have a daddy kink?”

“Nah I got an aunt kink”

by Kinky bastard 303 June 17, 2018