Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

Vegas Dehye

When you’re in Vegas and it hot as fuck and no matter how much water you drink you’re just so dehydrated

You feeling that Vegas dehye right now?

by Jamalballs July 30, 2025

Vegas Face

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.

Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”

by Koshell September 23, 2020

Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die

by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023

Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.

We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.

by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025

Lukas Vega

Lukas Vega: a person who charges $2 to enter in a school ping pong tournament.

A turtle with a long neck.

Lukas Vega the turtle was strutting around in is natural habitat.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Vegas

A person that is gay, a femboy, mentally disabled or someone who can't stop masterbaiting to anime girls. You would normally find them in multiple places like a orphanage, fatherless households or special education programs. People are still trying to find a Vegas who does match any of these characteristics and that there probably isn't.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen that kid from special ed".
Person 2: "You mean vegas, I think he's in that room".

by wanker6713 May 3, 2022