Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013

slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017

snapchat thing

when you have a thing with someone on snapchat but not irl

we only have a snapchat thing

by lobstr123 October 25, 2017

fidgety thing

Rubik's Cube

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing

by Xorthakh May 29, 2018

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

Pre-thing

“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).

Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro

by cwayy August 27, 2018