butt pepsi

Extreme liquid diarrhea. Sometimes carbonated.

Bro, I just had an entire case of butt pepsi.

by @realrdee July 8, 2016

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butt pirate

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.

Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bill B January 11, 2006

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Butt break

The time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system.

We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.

Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.

by Jamammal July 15, 2010

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A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich

Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019

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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

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brian's butt

Voluptuous, plump, and beautiful.

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei

by Tara S November 24, 2013

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