lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

lizard

nipples

are hard lizard

by Transhit November 20, 2018

Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after

Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.

by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022

Lizard

A sorcerer that can perform magic.

Did that lizard perform magic?

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 19, 2024