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Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
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goose gang

yo have you checked out goose gang? they're awesome!!
by Gartonic May 28, 2023
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Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023
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cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date
Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.
by Grif-dog October 9, 2007
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man
by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021
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