nodl dan

When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.

A more idiotic version of the noodle dance

I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.

by Father Shuckle October 22, 2016

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Dan The Man

Dan The Man is a person called Daniel and he is supper good and amazing at everything!!

Friend 1: Hey! who’s that boy in our class called who is super good at everything?
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.

"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."

by YetiTrolling October 6, 2012

Dan-zeer

The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...

The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?

by Gramma Momo October 24, 2011

Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 4, 2020

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009