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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025
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A Carlos Lerma Film

The first four words you'll always see before a film written and directed by Carlos Lerma. It's impossible to start the film without them. It's kind of like wanting to start a car without having the keys—impossible.
Monster: What are we watching tonight?
Firefly: A Carlos Lerma Film, shut up and sit down.
by swtffdua July 7, 2023
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Carlo

The sexiest man alive!
Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing
lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the
biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the
sametime. If you know a Carlo you are very
lucky to have them in your life. Usually from
southern Europ or Latin descent. Originally
meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable!
Wow, This guy is so hot, so Carlo.

Look a Carlo (hottie) is coming.

Do you have time for a Carlo.
by jesse1995 November 22, 2021
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Carlo

Carlo is slick, you think you know what it’s like to be sly? Cool? A little bit of a devious mystery, you don’t. Only Carlo can possess such a trait as this. Ever heard the phrase ‘Easy Peasy Lemon Steezy’ ? Nope! Only Carlo knows it, he’s so slick he made it. Style and ease, the women are appeased, they go on their knees saying ‘oh baby please’
“Damn who’s that? He’s so slick.”
Oh you don’t know? That’s Carlo!”
by Saltpalms July 22, 2022
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Carlos mendoza

by catwoman41523 December 12, 2023
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Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
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