one-hitter

A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.

My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.

by Zolotros February 9, 2010

Bash one in

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.

"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."

by wellfancythat September 8, 2018

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.

" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "

by it starts with one August 8, 2022

party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020